
Dear Dominic Cummings,
I know. It’s not fair to label all Brexit voters and campaigners as racists. For one thing, you bamboozled thousands of curry house owners into backing leave by (very quietly) promising them relaxed immigration rules for workers from Asia. On the other hand, you’d be hard pushed to find a white supremacist who didn’t swing behind it. The question here is whether it was hatred of foreigners that was driving you.

If I’d needed any convincing, by the by, that Brexit was beloved of the far right, the last nine years would have set me straight. I’ve been doxxed, received death threats, and had someone send me a picture of the pub at the end of my street, merely for expressing the view online that the UK might have been better off staying in the European Union. And last time I went on a pro-EU march, a band of Brexit thugs outside Westminster tube station physically attacked me and snapped my placard in two.
I’ll save us time and take it as read that you condemn such behaviour in the strongest possible terms, while taking care to note that those individuals are a tiny minority and not representative of the leave movement as a whole, yada yada.
In our university days, I never got any overtly Ku Klux Klan vibes from you, although Oxford at the time was whiter than a No 10 staffer’s septum and since you never left your room, I never saw you interact with anyone but me.
But people can change, and Oxford is perfectly capable of producing fascists, as attested by the story of another of our Exeter College contemporaries, who attained the giddy depths of leader of Ukip for a few seconds in 2019.
So let’s look at your more recent form.
The Leave campaign was a many-headed beast, but by far the two biggest heads were your bunch, Vote Leave, and Banks and Farage’s Leave.EU. While you were at pains to point out that there was no cooperation between your groups, somehow, your attack lines somehow dovetailed beautifully.
Leave.EU took the low road, spreading egregious falsehoods and obsessively shrieking “immigration”, appealing to people’s lizard brains, their base emotions. Your Vote Leave, meanwhile, took a semi-respectable, pseudo-intellectual approach, avoiding outright deception in favour of half-truths, exaggerations and cherry-picked data.

Leave.EU’s manure fuelled the motivation – racism – but it was your seemingly rational arguments that gave the shit a patina of legitimacy. So millions of people were free to vote with their gut safe in the knowledge that they could justify it to themselves and others with impressive-sounding but meaningless stats and equally meaningless abstract concepts like “sovereignty”. The bald fact is, you’d never have got over the line without them, nor they without you.
Still. Let’s put that down to coincidence. Because as well as publicly distancing yourself from Banks and co during the referendum campaign, you’ve repeatedly complained since that one of the EU’s problems is its failure to deal with the rise of the far right. You even once expressed the hope that Brexit would permanently eliminate Farage and his ilk from UK politics.
“The EU … [has ] got this combination of free movement, can’t cope with Islamic nutjobs and growing political extremist parties” – Dominic Cummings, 2017
And then, a few months ago, you were sitting down for a cosy chat with the fascist fag-frog. Can you perhaps understand why I’m scratching my head now?
For all that, I’m fairly sure that you, as an educated man, don’t subscribe to the belief that white people are genetically superior to black or brown ones. I’m also sure that you, as a devotee of data, know very well that immigrants are net contributors to the economy; that they are twice as likely as native Britons to set up their own business; that only a small minority of immigrants are terrorists or rapists or scroungers and the crime rate among immigrants is no worse than among the native-born; that the great majority of asylum claims are found to be valid; that the only reason some are a temporary drain on state coffers is because successive UK governments pandering to their perceived xenophobic base have deliberately created an abstruse and arduous asylum process and that the state forbids them from working for a year (compared with six months, for example, in Germany); that much of Britain’s historic wealth and influence was built on immigrant labour and technical skill (as well as on slavery, which is just immigration minus the letting-them-in part); and that in future, without significant levels of inflow, the UK’s population, and therefore growth, will collapse.
I’m sure you also figured out at some point that you can’t just click your fingers and get all of Britain’s young, sick, or recently retired people to fill in for the jobs that immigrants currently do.
You might even admit under light torture that the “problem” with immigration is not the reality of the thing – most people who’ve met immigrants hold no fear of them – but its perception, which has been shaped for years by the Daily Mail, the Spectator, Tommy Robinson, Farage, and, well, you.
You have been vocal in recent years about the EU’s inability to reduce immigrant numbers. (Though if this were a genuine worry of yours, one would think you’d prefer the UK to be on the inside, since even though we take in fewer souls than almost any other country, it’s just as much our concern as the other 27 states’, and it might be useful to have access to Europol, Frontex, the Schengen Information System and the European Arrest Warrant.)
Perhaps, though, you’re not a full-blooded racist, but merely a patriot: a believer in sovereignty and self-determination.
But here again, I can’t imagine that you, a self-professed philosopher king, haven’t twigged that membership of an economic bloc – impossible without some shared standards and values – involves surrendering a barely measurable fraction of national sovereignty in return for enormous benefits to commerce and culture and opportunities for its citizens. It’s a trade-off that 27 other advanced, wealthy countries have been more than happy to make.
I’m sure you’re also aware that Brussels never really dictated anything to the UK, because the UK was a full and equal partner in all decisions (some would say, thanks to the concessions won by Margaret Thatcher’s bullying, a more than equal partner). Indeed, many of the most unpopular laws “inflicted on” Britain, such as the measures to promote energy-efficient lightbulbs, were British proposals.
And if, as I will discuss in a future post, you hoped one of the bonuses of Brexit would be closer alignment with (ie subservience to) the US, can the notion of sovereignty really be so precious to you?
All of which leads me to near certainty that you, as a literate and numerate man, will have known full well that leaving the EU would do nothing to alleviate the immigrant crisis, so there’s no way you’d have inflicted such deep and lasting damage on Britain’s economy, its relations with its allies, and its global soft power, for that reason.
On balance, then, I’ll grant you the benefit of the doubt and conclude that racism was not your chief motivation for Brexit. While taking care to note that you collaborated with racists, used methods favoured by racists to win the hearts of racists, caused a massive rise in racially motivated attacks, and handed more political power to racists than they could have dreamed of 20 years ago.
Next time: did you back Brexit because you’re a communist?